To assume makes an ass out of you and Frank.
The Queen’s done gone doolally!
The return of Baroness Bradders.
The quest for a special kind of hat begins.
The machine must keep moving. What happens when it doesn’t?
You can’t put multiple squids in a single squid canon. The resulting discharge is…….unpleasant.
The day I lost my favourite scissors and the ear bashing I received for my sins.
I always have something better to do with my time, but I’m an nihilistic anarchist so fuck that shit all the way to Hades.
The rubbish slowly accumalating on the internet. Not that I have a right to talk about it. I’m contributing far more than my fair share.
Two men walk into a bar. Or did they? Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. Maybe the bar didn’t even exist. Who knows with bars these days?
