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Hulkamania!!
It may seem bizarre to the majority of people. It may seem funny to some. It may seem to be some kind of hysterical conspiracy theory borne of a warped, squishy mind with far too much time on its hands to others. It may seem like the scent and feeling of the colour blue to…
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Trump? Again? WTAF!!
Having just been informed that a large, ginger ape with serious boundary issues, is once again the doofus POTUS, I find myself, not for the first time, revisiting the idea that this, this universe we live in, is indeed a simulation. (I know I’m late to this information, but I don’t follow the news or…
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The Costa Living Holiday Resort.
A wonderful holiday in the sun. Sort of.
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New Government Cost of Living Advice Issued.
How to continue living despite everything being geared against you.
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Dinnae Nae Go Dae Dem Drugs Neebs.
Marc Bolan of T-Rex demonstrating why drugs and rock and roll don’t always mix well.
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A Dream’s Wake.
A poem without toes.
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Walking in the Cold.
Snow can be heartless.
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A Bike Ride in a Nutshell.
8 hours of off road cycling condensed into a handful of words and pictures.
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Random Voices 3: This Time They’re Croaky.
Sometimes the random voices come to me mid-afternoon; lunchtime, maybe half one, replete with a plateful of hot, buttered crumpets. They try to convince me to become a Seventh Day Adventist, take up rollerblading and invest in pork belly futures. It never works, even with the crumpet bribe.
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The Sad Tale of the Last Teabag.
Does anyone ever use the last one? Have the same ‘last bags’ been around since the dawn of time? Did Alexander the Great once look in his tea chest, see one sad little bag and immediately rush off to the shops for more?