The collected writings of Bradley C. Williams — observations on culture, politics, and the everyday absurdity of being alive.
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- The Greatest Paintings in History – Famous paintings, finally explained by someone who was actually looking at them.
- Flies – A completely reasonable theory about flies, global domination, and why there are always two of them.
- The Cruising Altitude of Squid – A serious scientific inquiry into a deeply unserious problem.
- I Miss Football in the Old Days – On growing older, losing affection, and realising what football was really for.
- The Biography of Bradley C. Williams or How I Learned to Love a Small Pebble Named Philby – A totally accurate biography covering monastic expulsion, time travel, lunar misconduct, Central American revolutions, and one pebble.
- The Sad Tale of the Last Teabag – A short poem about tea, guilt, and the quiet cruelty of cupboards.
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Everything else, in no particular order
- British-Australian Weather.A universally shared experience is not always universally shared. Sometimes you can completely fail to describe something because there is no common place for two minds to meet. Sometimes you… Read more: British-Australian Weather.
- Buffalo Shoulder.Bob Marley had some serious issues with pasta products containing inferior meats. A lot of his songs were about this subject. Songs such as ‘Could this be Dove?’, ‘Get Ham,… Read more: Buffalo Shoulder.
- Livin’ on a Snotty Prayer.Johnny Bovi wrote some great lyrics, these are not some of them. The sad tale of Johnny B’s Nan who had an abusive relationship with Johnny’s sister, Gina Jon Bovi.… Read more: Livin’ on a Snotty Prayer.
- We Landed on the Goddamn Moon!I have recently found myself thinking about space. Specifically, the bit near the Earth which, admittedly, is a very small part of space but still pretty huge in comparison to,… Read more: We Landed on the Goddamn Moon!
- The Unheard Tales of the Infamous B-Team.Anyone who had the misfortune to live through both Hulkamania and the Millennium remembers ‘The A-Team’ Even those who managed to escape the torture of Robbie ‘Dickwhistle’ Williams gurning and… Read more: The Unheard Tales of the Infamous B-Team.
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