Sometimes the voices come in the morning and try to convince me they made breakfast.

They come to me at night. Constantly shouting about stuff I care little for. Why won’t they leave me alone?

What do you do with a bunch of your favourite memes you stole from other people? Well, you write a weird story around them to somehow pass them off as your own work, even though they ain’t.

When will I find a use for my skills? I have talents and they are all just going to waste!

One tea lady, isolated and alone, attempts to create the perfect curry while avoiding being impregnated by gungy monsters.

Massive elephants are destroying the world with cakey feet! What in the name of all things squidgy are we gonna do?!

The illicit underground world of chickens near goats. Run to the hills!

What happens when an innocent laptop is sent to Facebook Jail?

An unlikely global conspiracy regarding flies.

What happens when a man has more than one toolbox? Is he insane? Does he become a werenewt at the arrival of the full moon? Does he really need that many tools?