Some people have got nothing better to do with their time.

Other people have got nothing better to do with their time than complain about the antics of people with nothing better to do with their time.

Other, other people may have lots of better things to do with their time, but choose not to.

Other, other, other people can do complex mathematics in their head.

Yet other people have to single-handedly wrestle angry (hungry) hippos.

I don’t know which of these groups of people have better, more fulfilling lives.

All I know is; some people’s lives are richer for the experience.
Around £1.47 richer, depending on the hippo.

Also, if you give a man some peanut M&Ms, he’ll have chocolate on his chin, but if you teach a man how to make peanut M&Ms, he’ll get sued for trademark infringement and copyright.

However, on the other hand, (the one which isnt currently holding a hippo’s trotter) if you give me peanut M&Ms I’ll die ‘cos I’m allergic to peanuts but if you teach me how to make peanut M&Ms, I’ll fuck the whole thing up, make a mess of the kitchen and then die ‘cos I’m allergic to peanuts.