Marmalade.


THEY WATCH.

THAT’S WHAT THEY DO.

turtle
Dar-da.

Don’t let ’em see. Hide the marmalade. Shield your brainwaves.

also turtle
Dar-da.

You has marmalade?

also also turtle
Dar-da, dar-da, dar-da, dar-da.

MAR…….MA…….LADE?

also also also turtle
Wheee! Wheee! Wheee!

Heavens to Betsy!!

Don’t be surprised if he/she (it’s very hard to tell) comes charging through the screen to nick all your preserves and piss in your butter.

And when I say charge, I obviously mean a very slow but very deliberate walk.

But nevertheless, a very determined walk.
You have to give the shelled ones props for tenacity.

Nothing can stand in their way!

Well. It can but they will just wait there until the offending obstacle has turned to dust and then simply carry on about their antics without a care in the shell.

FEAR THEM!