Those who look for beauty WILL find it.

However, those who look for turtles, rarely find turtles cos turtles is sneaky.

Unless you’re at a zoo.
Or a turtlarium.
But they’re not real turtles. They’re clones.
They’ve never eaten pizza or done karate in their lives.
Shadows of turtles they are.
Had all the turtley knocked out of them by sadistic zookeepers.

It shouldnt be allowed.

Free the turtles!

Let the turtles wallow in the shallows as nature intended.

Let them live the life they were meant to.
Let them consume flumps and do sudoko puzzles.
Let them wear flip flops.
Let them pursue a rewarding career in asset management.
Let them learn Portuguese and collect pencils just as they do in the wild.
Let them climb trees and undertake life changing journeys of personal discovery in the foothills of the Himalaya.
Let them befriend monks named Donald.
Let them attempt to discover why most monks are called Donald.

(We all need to know).

Let them live wild and free.

Let them be picked up, for free, by anyone who wants a turtle for reasons which aren’t evil at all.

Let them flourish.

Above all….

Let them turtle.

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