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The Greatest Paintings in History.
As an art aficionado, this is my list of the greatest paintings ever paintered. And I know everything so you can’t really argue with it.
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Those Who Look For Beauty.
Should turtles be the definitive yardstick of beauty? I think so.
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Random Voices 2: The Revenge of Random Voices.
Sometimes the voices come in the morning and try to convince me they made breakfast.
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Random Voices.
They come to me at night. Constantly shouting about stuff I care little for. Why won’t they leave me alone?
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Elephant Elephantiasis.
Massive elephants are destroying the world with cakey feet! What in the name of all things squidgy are we gonna do?!
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Poppadoms.
A stupid joke.
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Footy.
Back in the good old days when footy was good.
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The Coalition of Underrepresented Native Taxpayers.
Are you a C.U.N.T.? No? Would you like to be one?
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Facebook Backgrounds.
I’ve got too much time on my hands haven’t I?
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Lollies Vs. iPads.
Which is better? Our exhaustive review decides once and for all.