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We Landed on the Goddamn Moon!
I have recently found myself thinking about space. Specifically, the bit near the Earth which, admittedly, is a very small part of space but still pretty huge in comparison to, say, a walnut. I have the brain capacity to hold the mental image of a walnut in my head with ease. Sometimes. On a sunny…
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The Unheard Tales of the Infamous B-Team.
Anyone who had the misfortune to live through both Hulkamania and the Millennium remembers ‘The A-Team’ Even those who managed to escape the torture of Robbie ‘Dickwhistle’ Williams gurning and gopping about what year it was while rubbing various fruits and vegetables on himself for months on end have probably heard of ‘The A-Team’. They…
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Making Waves.
Verse One. The penguins were coming again. I thought I had lost them in the giant mushroom forest but that was clearly not the case. I could hear the slip slap of a thousand flipper feet growing closer as I knelt on the soft grass at the edge of the forest. My chest heaving from…