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A Dream’s Wake.
A poem without toes.
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The Fart Truck Cometh.
None can escape its evil wheels. Wheels that go round and round. Wheels that smell like ass.
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Down At the Adelaide Aldi.
Another example of how, with a few lyrical tweaks, a song can be improved immensely.
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Catnip Really Matters.
My own version of Catemian Rhapsody. I don’t care that someone else did it first…Fuck You Nigel!
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Hill Bill.
A poem about some bloke called Bill.
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A Poem About Toes.
Unsurprisingly – A Poem About Toes.