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A Poem About Toes.
Unsurprisingly – A Poem About Toes.
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The Great Banana Argument.
An argument about those two common bedfellows: Religion and Bananas.
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The Truth Is Out There.
Terrifying evidence emerges of secret Nazi cloning experiments! Will the world ever be the same again? Probably.
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Don’t Let Go.
Don’t let go. Piers Morgan is a prick. Cat memes make me happy and people without legs should use Space Hoppers instead of wheelchairs.
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Coming Soon* to a Theatre Near You*
The Universal Serial Bus that always turns up late and is full of drunks and lumpy sick.
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Alexa’s Flat Line of Fries.
Amazon’s Alexa may be insane!
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Shocking News Emerges From the Housing Sector!
Thousands of homeowners fleeced by fraudulent advertising! An undercover operation by the Talun Chronicle has discovered terrible and disgusting news regarding the false advertising of housing stock in Britain.
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Floyd Mayweather Vs. Logan Paul.
Floyd Vs Logan, Who actually gives a flying fuck?