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Flies.
An unlikely global conspiracy regarding flies.
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Birds.
Birds can be pricks too!
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Cruising Altitude of Squid.
You can’t put multiple squids in a single squid canon. The resulting discharge is…….unpleasant.
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Tool Boxes.
What happens when a man has more than one toolbox? Is he insane? Does he become a werenewt at the arrival of the full moon? Does he really need that many tools?
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My Favourite Scissors.
The day I lost my favourite scissors and the ear bashing I received for my sins.
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Nothing Better To Do.
I always have something better to do with my time, but I’m an nihilistic anarchist so fuck that shit all the way to Hades.
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Hill Bill.
A poem about some bloke called Bill.
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Monoliths.
The rubbish slowly accumalating on the internet. Not that I have a right to talk about it. I’m contributing far more than my fair share.
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The Mysterious Nob of Hobs.
The oft told legend of the time when two people bought a packet of Hob Nobs and didn’t immediately eat them, preferring broccoli soup instead.
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Two Men Walk Into A Bar.
Two men walk into a bar. Or did they? Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. Maybe the bar didn’t even exist. Who knows with bars these days?