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A Day In the Life of a Chronicle Reporter.
What do you do with a bunch of your favourite memes you stole from other people? Well, you write a weird story around them to somehow pass them off as your own work, even though they ain’t.
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Identifying Dogs From Piss Stains.
When will I find a use for my skills? I have talents and they are all just going to waste!
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Anne’s Lockdown Diary.
One tea lady, isolated and alone, attempts to create the perfect curry while avoiding being impregnated by gungy monsters.
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Elephant Elephantiasis.
Massive elephants are destroying the world with cakey feet! What in the name of all things squidgy are we gonna do?!
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Chickens Near Goats.
The illicit underground world of chickens near goats. Run to the hills!
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Poppadoms.
A stupid joke.
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Footy.
Back in the good old days when footy was good.
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Crabs.
A word in your shell-like mate.
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The Coalition of Underrepresented Native Taxpayers.
Are you a C.U.N.T.? No? Would you like to be one?
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Monkey Butlers.
The argument against monkey butlers.