Amazing news!

It’s now illegal to be called Donald.

After many years of solid campaigning, we finally did it!

Now we can get the Ex-Pres of the US and have him destroyed as illegal contraband.

You’re welcome world, I just wish we got there sooner!

On an unrelated note;

There’s a massive, nationwide search for some kind of super criminal duo who massacred hundreds after ‘it all got a bit….political’ at a snooker match.

The main suspect is white, wearing a blue sailor top and matching hat but strangely, no trousers.
His accomplice is black and totally naked.

Both suspects have distinct speech impediments.