I met a man once, up a hill.
He said to me his name was Bill.
I said ‘What’s up Bill?” He said, “Not much."
”My car broke down I think it’s the clutch."
“By the way mate, where is this?”
“What this right here, you taking the piss?”
“You’re telling me you don’t know where you are?”
He said, “Yeah, that’s right, did I mention the car?”
“Crapped out on the way from there to there.”
“Wheels fell off, it isn’t fair.”
“I have no idea where I am now.”
“All I know is there’s lots of cows.”

So I mugged him.