To the tune of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen’.
Is this the real mice? Is this just catnip toy? Caught in a bramble. No escape from the paper boy. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see. I’m just a tomcat, I need no pedigree. Because I’m part Bengal, part Scots Fold, A little mangy, a little bald. Anyway I scratch them, doesn’t really matter to fleas. To fleas... Momma, I just killed a mouse. Slapped him right across the head, His remains are on your bed. Momma, lunch had just begun, But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. Mamma, ooohhh. Didn’t mean to kill the dog. If I don’t get a new one by tomorrow. Best move on, best move on, Fido didn’t really matter. Look mate, the time has come, Get some catnip out the drawer, I just want to have a claw. Good pie! Really scrummy. You made it right. Usually you just screw the whole thing up. Mamma. Ooooh. I don’t really want the pie. I think I’d really go for a plate of fishcakes. I see a little silhouetto of some fruit. Watch that bush! Watch that bush! Or you’ll get it in the mango! Pineapples and lemons, very, very pleasing to me. Not with mayo, not with mayo, Not with mayo, not with mayo, With some milk, Full cream, oh! I’m just a poor tom, nobody loves me. He’s just a poor tom, from a poor kitty bum. Spare him his mice from this dust pan and brush. Micey come, micey go, will you get some rum? Pissed moggy! No! We will not get some rum! Get some rum! Pissed moggy! No! We will not get some rum! Get some rum! Pissed moggy! We will not get some rum! Get some rum! We will not get some rum. Get some rum. Never get some rum! Get some rum! Never get some rum! Get some rum! No, no, no, no ,no, no, no, no. Oh get Martini, get Martini, get some rum. Beelzebub has a bar tab set aside for me. For me! For me. So you think you can separate me from my booze? So you think you won’t wake up with shit in your shoes? Oh, baby. I can piss just like gravy. Get you while you sleep, The rest of your days lived in fear. Catnip really matters. Any cat can see. Catnip really matters. Catnip really matters to me. Anyway the fish flows…
