Are you a C.U.N.T.? No? Would you like to be one?

What happens when an innocent laptop is sent to Facebook Jail?

To assume makes an ass out of you and Frank.

An unlikely global conspiracy regarding flies.

The oft told legend of the time when two people bought a packet of Hob Nobs and didn’t immediately eat them, preferring broccoli soup instead.

Two men walk into a bar. Or did they? Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. Maybe the bar didn’t even exist. Who knows with bars these days?

Terrifying evidence emerges of secret Nazi cloning experiments! Will the world ever be the same again? Probably.

Don’t let go. Piers Morgan is a prick. Cat memes make me happy and people without legs should use Space Hoppers instead of wheelchairs.

The Universal Serial Bus that always turns up late and is full of drunks and lumpy sick.