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Hulkamania!!
It may seem bizarre to the majority of people. It may seem funny to some. It may seem to be some kind of hysterical conspiracy theory borne of a warped, squishy mind with far too much time on its hands to others. It may seem like the scent and feeling of the colour blue to…
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The Costa Living Holiday Resort.
A wonderful holiday in the sun. Sort of.
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New Government Cost of Living Advice Issued.
How to continue living despite everything being geared against you.
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Wanted: Fed or Alive.
Some of the most diabolical, evil and downright naughty members of the animal kingdom. Approach with caution and a cheese and onion pasty.
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Down At the Adelaide Aldi.
Another example of how, with a few lyrical tweaks, a song can be improved immensely.
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The Greatest Paintings in History.
As an art aficionado, this is my list of the greatest paintings ever paintered. And I know everything so you can’t really argue with it.
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A Day In the Life of a Chronicle Reporter.
What do you do with a bunch of your favourite memes you stole from other people? Well, you write a weird story around them to somehow pass them off as your own work, even though they ain’t.
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Identifying Dogs From Piss Stains.
When will I find a use for my skills? I have talents and they are all just going to waste!
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Anne’s Lockdown Diary.
One tea lady, isolated and alone, attempts to create the perfect curry while avoiding being impregnated by gungy monsters.
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Elephant Elephantiasis.
Massive elephants are destroying the world with cakey feet! What in the name of all things squidgy are we gonna do?!