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We Landed on the Goddamn Moon!
I have recently found myself thinking about space. Specifically, the bit near the Earth which, admittedly, is a very small part of space but still pretty huge in comparison to, say, a walnut. I have the brain capacity to hold the mental image of a walnut in my head with ease. Sometimes. On a sunny…
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The Unheard Tales of the Infamous B-Team.
Anyone who had the misfortune to live through both Hulkamania and the Millennium remembers ‘The A-Team’ Even those who managed to escape the torture of Robbie ‘Dickwhistle’ Williams gurning and gopping about what year it was while rubbing various fruits and vegetables on himself for months on end have probably heard of ‘The A-Team’. They…
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Hulkamania!!
It may seem bizarre to the majority of people. It may seem funny to some. It may seem to be some kind of hysterical conspiracy theory borne of a warped, squishy mind with far too much time on its hands to others. It may seem like the scent and feeling of the colour blue to…
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The Costa Living Holiday Resort.
A wonderful holiday in the sun. Sort of.
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New Government Cost of Living Advice Issued.
How to continue living despite everything being geared against you.
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Wanted: Fed or Alive.
Some of the most diabolical, evil and downright naughty members of the animal kingdom. Approach with caution and a cheese and onion pasty.
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The Greatest Paintings in History.
As an art aficionado, this is my list of the greatest paintings ever paintered. And I know everything so you can’t really argue with it.
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A Day In the Life of a Chronicle Reporter.
What do you do with a bunch of your favourite memes you stole from other people? Well, you write a weird story around them to somehow pass them off as your own work, even though they ain’t.
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Identifying Dogs From Piss Stains.
When will I find a use for my skills? I have talents and they are all just going to waste!
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Anne’s Lockdown Diary.
One tea lady, isolated and alone, attempts to create the perfect curry while avoiding being impregnated by gungy monsters.