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Snow Trees.
Some pictures of trees in the snow and what my warped mind thinks they are up to.
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Sunset Near Leith.
What I saw at the beach one day on my way to sell a bucket of hay.
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Catnip Really Matters.
My own version of Catemian Rhapsody. I don’t care that someone else did it first…Fuck You Nigel!
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Men in the Bowels.
The machine must keep moving. What happens when it doesn’t?
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Birds.
Birds can be pricks too!
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Cruising Altitude of Squid.
You can’t put multiple squids in a single squid canon. The resulting discharge is…….unpleasant.
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Tool Boxes.
What happens when a man has more than one toolbox? Is he insane? Does he become a werenewt at the arrival of the full moon? Does he really need that many tools?
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My Favourite Scissors.
The day I lost my favourite scissors and the ear bashing I received for my sins.
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Nothing Better To Do.
I always have something better to do with my time, but I’m an nihilistic anarchist so fuck that shit all the way to Hades.
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Hill Bill.
A poem about some bloke called Bill.