Sunset Near Leith.


Sunset with things and stuff.
Sunset (click for biggerer)

In left to right ish order:

  1. The North Titan Bovine Transport Association on their way with another delivery. Mnnnghi and Hgsssspll at the controls with a near perfect 99% safety record.
  2. Harry the Homicidal Gorilla, hard at work as usual. Trying to make an honest living out of mugging folk. Songs should be written about that guy you know. Despite all the barricades put in his way by the government and the police he keeps at it. Never gives in that Harry. He was robbing some weird looking, bald dude just as I took the photo. Damn photobombers! Rude!
  3. Gregory. Ancient pink beast of the sea. Big tusk things. What are they things called again? Haddock?
  4. Clive Watkins and his dog Wilfus. Clive was reprimanding his dog for having communist sympathies.
  5. Shitnibbler the Cat. Massive and evil. Keep well away from this twat. He was checking out his future prey. Once the sun went down completely, Frank, Marta and Red Butt Tom were ripped to shreds.
  6. The East Titan Cow Couriers, checking out their competition. They got into a ruck with the N.T.B.T.A. and blew each other to bits. The bridges were destroyed in the fight. They’re gone now. Shame.
  7. Frank, Marta and Red Butt Tom. Just chillin’.
  8. No Eyes Eric. Nuff said.
  9. The haunted skeleton of Archibald MacDuff, weeping at the crypt of his beloved wife. Again. Dude should get a life. Wait….
  10. Two, tiny weird people. No idea what their story is. Freaks.
  11. Graham the grey alien explaining to Shitnibbler that he has a wife and three proto-forms at home and begging not to be eaten. He got away with it too! Lucky bastard!
  12. Bill Gates and his bionic velociraptor, defending the Earth from hostile invaders and stuff.
  13. Darren Smith. Fat guy eating an ice cream. You can’t miss him. He’s everywhere. Wherever you go in the world, Darren is nearby. Somewhere. Just standing there eating an ice cream. Even if you go to Panama or somewhere. Darren will be there, wearing a hat.
  14. Scooby and Shaggy scarpering from the ghost of old man Wilkes.
  15. Millicent Bystander I think he said his name was. Just before Harry shot him and stole his wallet and keys.
  16. Godzilla. Living life, getting shit done, working hard and partying hard.
  17. The Honeysuckle Farm Crew. Rocky, Daisy, Rex, Fido, Trixie and Jacob. After the tainted milk scandal, Jacob had reached his limit and led everyone into the sea in a suicide attempt. No animals were hurt but Jacob bit the big one. Serves him right too. Asshat.
  18. Arbuthnot. Taking a shit. He wandered off moments later muttering “Dis my beaf biffes.” (This is my beach, bitches – translated from Massivecanineteethandahugewobblytongue.)