Contacts.


Here’s where you can contact me.

I have no idea why you would want to contact me but the world’s full of nutjobs and crazies, right? I’m one of them so that kinda makes a lot of sense, assuming of course, that you don’t think about it too much. Or at all.

Maybe I should contact me and ask myself what the hell I’m doing? See if I can help me with the organised battalion of attack squirrels that have taken up residency in my loft. I could do with some help with that. See what I’ve got to say to me about that, eh?

My e-mail and socials or, more accurately, my e-mail and anti-socials: